kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.
DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE
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owwww my heart
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"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
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me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc
"I don’t just want someone who will let me in. I want someone who will rip the doors from their hinges, letting me know they’ll never be closed again. I want someone to let me know just how bad the sense of urgency is for me to be where they are."
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if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks