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hodak:

whowasminein99:

this will be my child

#preach

(Source: twoheadedshark, via lost-moonlight)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via love-more-judge-less)

bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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(Source: freemarketsocialist, via sorpressaputa)

trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing

(via drinking)

parks and rec: a summary

everyone: andy no
april: andy yes

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(Source: poilcebox, via sorpressaputa)

patientlights:

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

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(via sorpressaputa)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: grotbag, via drinking)